holy jesus…

ahh okok… i’m in alot of pain right now… too much laughing is seriously not healthy…

last night, we were hanging out at Prince of Wales bar (POW) which used to be a place where stevie and julian worked. so we were all there, julian’s fam and stevie’s fam and me, and we were just hanging out there catching up and talking shit along the way..

we went for a pretty decent dinner after and just hung out some more at the hawker.. later jew’s sister decides that stevie should bring the bottles of JD over to her place and all chill with her and her mom and teh jew..

anyways, so stevie always thought he had a chance to fuck his sister.. and the other guy who came, alex, is a scotsman who works at the bar with them, just likes to poke fun at julian and irritate the shit out of him.. last night was basically us making fun of julian all night and the more they drank, the more pissed julian would get..

the jokes went something like this..

julian : aye you fucker… you’re just a sick bastard who keeps trying to look up my sister’s skirt all night…

alex : i resent that.. i’m a gentleman… i would do no such thing… i was trying to look down her dress…

julian : put your hands up for jesus!

alex: i would put my stuff into your sister for nothing!

god.. there was so much more but i was so fucked up and sickly last night to remember.. i’m sure they will come back to me soon…

in anywhichcase… for the better part of the night, i was just hanging out with julian, his mom and his sister and alex and stevie, talking about film and music.. oh righty ho… julian’s sister just lost all bodily control… she broke 1 glass and a tower fo glass candle holders… it was hilarious how her mother was ripping on her all night as well.. giving annoying comments directed at her like “careful nour, its made of glass..” or when she hears a loud noise of some sort “nour, are you holding something?” oh, nour is jew’s sister btw…

well, i’m sure more shit will happen again tonight.. might be going to watch teh Zohan tonight with stev… jew’s being a broke ass and not coming..

PICTURES WILL BE COMING SOOON!!!!!

i apologise if this blog looks boring…

-malcolm